"Hello, it me. George Constanza. Are you ready for a Fuck?"
"George!" King Aelle shouts from across the field, "There is no time to fuck! The viking hoard is fast approaching! Arm yourself, my friend!"
"How foolish of me, sire!" George shouted."These vikings don’t know what they’re up against!"
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
SHUT THE HELL U P
this man has gone too far
Via WELCOME TO HUGTOWN
i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI
Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it.– (via ispeakquotes) Via the bitchy cube